Saturday, August 28, 2010

New York City

If I was given one word to describe New York, that word would be busy. Everywhere you look, people are running back and forth, speed-walking somewhere, jabbering into cell phones, or hailing cabs. But not only is the city full of locals! It is also filled with tourists.
One of my first thoughts on going to NYC was that whatever I did, I did not want to look like a tourist. Therefore, I purposefully didn't wear my Hawaiian shirt and tastefully left my camera neck strap at home. But once you set foot in Times Square, you realize something: it is quite impossible not to
gawk like a tourist if you haven't been to the city at least four or five times before, and what's more, once you're in Times Square, it doesn't matter- everyone there is at least as touristy as you are, if not more. Everywhere you look, there are people in "I Heart NY" t-shirts taking pictures of themselves in front of the square or pointing at any one of the huge ads that line the place.
Once you get out of Times Square, you begin to see fewer tourists and more New Yorkers. The two types of people are easily distinguished: the New Yorkers have cell phones, and the tourists have cameras. The New Yorkers are more likely to shove past you rudely, and believe me, this does actually happen. In fact, if given the choice, I would much rather be surrounded by tourists than in a place full of only the city's business executives.
Fortunately for me, this was actually what happened. Most of the places we went to were populated almost entirely by tourists. Take Rockefeller Center, for example. We went up to
the "Top of the Rock" to see the city from the air (the view is just as good as it is from the Empire State Building, and the lines are shorter). Up there, I heard people speaking every kind of language imaginable (French, Italian, German, and a few I couldn't identify). But I'm willing to bet that not one of them was a genuine New Yorker, except for the security guards.
There were a few places we did go that seemed to be filled mostly with locals, though. One of these places was the Plaza. On the inside, the Plaza looks nothing like it does in the Eloise
movies, but it is still incredibly fancy. And when I say fancy, I mean fancy- crystal chandeliers, oriental rugs, and marble columns galore! Another place in New York that seems to be reserved only for its locals was Grand Central Terminal. The place was absolutely filled with business people who actually ran to catch their trains. It looked like an anthill after
someone poured water on it, with people dashing to and fro and moving constantly. All in all, the city definitely fits my one-word description of busy, and I would most certainly say yes if anyone offered me the chance to go back.
Thanks for listening!
Maggs

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

All the Answers

Here are the answers to yesterday's Ultimate Harry Potter Quiz, for those of you who are truly obsessed with all things Potter:
Level One: 1-c, 2-a, 3-b, 4-c, 5-a. Level Two: 1-a, 2-c, 3-b, 4-c, 5-b. Level Three: 1-b, 2-c, 3-a, 4-c, 5-a.

So how did you do? Did you bomb the quiz, or are you now a certified HP Fan? You can post the number of answers that you got right or wrong in a comment, or keep your results to yourself; it's your choice. But however well you did hardly matters. If you took the test, that alone shows your dedication to Harry Potter!
Unfortunately for you (my dear readers), I will be on vacation for the next few weeks so I won't be able to post anything. However, when I get back from the magical East Coast, I promise a full-length article on my adventures in possibly the greatest of all cities- New York.
Thanks for listening, and farewell until next time!
Maggs

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Ultimate Harry Potter Quiz

Today I introduce to you a brilliant writer, the master of quizzes, the authority on all things HP, none other than my dear sister, Lucy. And at the same time, I also bring on a new era for Life as a Starving Poet- the era of the guest-writer. So without further ado, I give you......Lucy!
Hey ya'll fools- this is my epic Harry Potter Quiz,
made just for you (not really, I just say that
to make you feel extra special). So, do you think
you're awesome enough? Take the quiz, and
find out.
The Ultimate Harry Potter Quiz
By Lucy

Level One
Any idiot should be able to answer these!

1. Who is the first person to tell Harry
that he is a wizard?
A. Vernon Dursley.
B. Albus Dumbledore.
C. Rubeus Hagrid.

2. The second book in the HP series is:
A. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
B. Harry Potter and the Secrets of Azkaban.
C. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Chamber.

3. Harry's worst enemy at Hogwarts is:
A. Neville Longbottom.
B. Draco Malfoy.
C. Luna Lovegood.

4. Which position does Snape teach at
Hogwarts in books 1-5?
A. Defense against the dark arts.
B. Charms.
C. potions.

5. What do people call Voldemort when they
don't want to say his name?
A. He-who-must-not-be-named.
B. Lord Voldie.
C. What's his face.
Level Two
If you call yourself a fan, you should be able to figure this out.

1. The name of Mr. Crouch's house elf is:
A. Winky.
B. Blinker.
C. Kermit.

2. Proffesor Slughorn puts together parties
for his favorite students, whom he calls:
A. Sluhorn's Super Students.
B. Sluggie's Gang.
C. The Slug Club.

3. Ron accidentaly swallows a love potion in
book six, causing him to fall in love with:
A. Hermione Granger.
B. Romilda Vane.
C. Parvati Patil.

4. In book two, Harry, Ron, and Hermione
brew the polyjuice potion where?
A. In the forbidden corridor on the 3rd
floor.
B. In the chamber leading into the school
kitchens.
C. Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.

5. What is the main spell Harry uses in the
first task of The Triwizard Tournament?
A. Confundus Charm.
B. Accio.
C. Batbogey Hex.
Level Three
Only really smart people know these answers, so I can't expect any
of you to figure these out.

1. In book four, Cedric lets Harry use the
prefects bathroom. What is the Password?
A. Mimblus Mimbletonia.
B. Pine Fresh.
C. Lemon Drop.

2. A Basilisk is made when you:
A. Inject a snake with Dragon's blood.
B. You cross a Komodo Dragon with a python.
C. Hatch a Chicken's egg under a toad.

3. When Harry moves into Dudley's second
bedroom, there's a cage that used to hold a
parrot. Why is it now empty?
A. He traded it for a real air rifle.
B. He threw it out the window after it
tried to eat one of his computer games.
C. He used it to attack a kid that
tried to beat him up, so his parents
got rid of it.

4.How do you get into the school kitchens?
A. There's a picture of a man eating toast
in the entrance hall. Poke him in the
stomach and the portrait swings aside
to reveal a door.
B. Whisper "Butter" into the face mask
of the suit of armor on the left side
of the staff table in the Grand Hall.
C. There's a picture of a bowl of fruit
in a small room off the great hall.
Tickle the pear, and a door handle
will appear.

5. In the first book, Vernon Dursley gets a
postcard from Aunt Marge saying that:
A. She's sick because she ate a funny
whelk.
B. Her bulldog, Ripper, attacked Colonel
Fubster the other day
(Ripper was provoked, of course).
C. She is going to be in Majorca on
holiday for the next fortnight.

Congratulations! You did it. How you did....
well, you'll have to wait until tomorrow
to find out.


Thanks for listening to my sister, and good luck on the quiz!
If you liked the quiz, hated it, or have any ideas or
corrections that would make it better, feel free to
share your thoughts in a comment.
Maggs